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	Yet another BBC2 Dragons Den failure ?
	The Double Hinged Sprocket Driven Motoring Periscope
Apart from Tailgating, one of today’s most annoying motoring irritations is not being able to see what is happening ahead when stuck in a traffic jam behind a White Van. The Double Hinged Motoring Periscope could be your answer. Not only does it afford a clear view over the top of the vehicle in front but in reverse mode it can be aimed at the Driver behind allowing you to intimidate him. Not only does it provide you with an opportunity to make rude gestures but if you are very brave you can attach a digital camera to help you correctly identify and assess the size of the aggressor before you punch him on the nose.

Forget the Transport Ministers promise to tackle the problem of Traffic hold-ups and Tailgating invest in a Sprocket Driven Periscope today.
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Although the Dragons appear to have missed out on yet another investment opportunity, NERD cars of Newcastle have agreed to install the Periscope on a trial basis
in their new Thunderduck model due for launch in the Autumn of 2024.

For an additional £11.75 +VAT you can you can upgrade
to the Chunnel Flier, which has been especially developed for Continental Travel
from where it is increasingly difficult to get home to the UK. Your attention is drawn to the
innovative use of hydraulic rams which have been designed to allow the car to
rise above any disgruntled pickets and the ex WWII Fighter Engine will get you home by air in no time at all.