Reg and Ron Robot go hunting
for a new Job
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Reg and Ron Robot go hunting for a new Job |
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| Reg and Ron are a couple of redundant Industrial Robots who have been replaced by more modern equipment. Reg is shorter than Ron and although they were manufactured to the same specification they were made on different days of the week. Currently they are staying with friends at the Newcastle Upon Tyne Electronic Scrap Recovery Company Yard in Byker and are hoping to gain employment before their Jobseekers Benefit is withdrawn. Despite the Governments suggestion that the retirement age may have to be raised to offset the anticipated shortfall in pensions there are surprisingly few opportunities for older robots. |
So if you find you've been downsized, re-engineered or offered a short term training position somewhere in Asia then don't pay any attention to the recommendations of these two as they attempt to find employment. |
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